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good golly goodness... if anyone is still out here on the recesses of the internet just let me say that 2009 was a wild time for baby Cord

Cord's picks

remember This from 2008? well my pick is a book, Artemas fowl , my new fave series. Artemas fowl is about a young but brilliant boy finds a way to steel treasure from fairies that are eons ahead of the human race. this young boy escapes a bomb and a fairy named holly, captain holly short of the leprecon. read the book,you will love it.

on the stink-o-tron it is a 1

scrary and dangoruse

be on the look out for on of these.
.they are brown recluse spider and one ,a while ago, crawled across Homers head and there bites are killer.they start like this,
and soon end up like this:

be on the look out OK, nobody wants to get this on them.[except emos ]

Our Irish Dance

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top ten ways to get kicked out of school

10. say the F word.
9.punch someone in the face.
8.pee on the floor.
7.pee on the principal.
6.fall asleep.
5.bring a gun to school.
4.throw up on a teacher.
3.threatening to shoot someone.
2. shoot someone.
1.fall asleep on the toilet saying the F word with a gun in your hand.

(if you do #1, you seriously want to get out of school)

the Quantum of Solace

you know the new movie Quantum of Solace?[ with Bond, James Bond] I want to see it but i cant because i don't have money right now so watch the review


Quantum of Solace

I didn't review it so don't think my mom would ever let me see a rated R film [if it's not rated R tell me]

phoney ballony and power go bye-bye

sorry I haven't been posting, my blog post thing wasn't working.

I got a new phone!:()!!!! it is a camera phone / mp3 player.It has every thing.:()

my power went out yesterday I'll tell you more later, bye!!




(if I can)

Shark reef

Today I went to the shark reef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








of course my favorite thing was the sweet sharks.







it was the first time in five years.they got new stuff like a new octopus.




but if you see thees things at the shark reef there is some thing wrong with you.



the thing the shark is eating is a whale!






I got to go there for scouts and I want to thank Mr. and Miss.majores.

Cord's picks

hi, today's pick is the simpsons movie.its about the simpsons going on a adventure about the planit.Homer finds a pig and puts its crap in a cilow. he dumps that cilow in a lake and the government tarps them in a dome.I give it a score of 1

jealous

I am extremely jealous of my mom's new i-phone.It is the coolest phone ever. Its got like this wicked awesome games that you can-oh man, mom's watching hole in the wall again. I can't concentrate on the post.Its about some guys jumping thou a hole in a wall.As I was saying, -download for free and i'm sure that mom has told you to get it and you should.I bet mom is jealous about me and lego.com. Go to it to play games and builed your lego creations and show them off.Its cool.

The Diorea bomb

I,Cordel Esplin,is Going to pull a prank on Jack and Gus.I got stink bombs from Christmas and I will pop it next to them.I have met some of my second cousins today.they are Riley,Jack, and Charlie.the inside smells like Diorea and raw eggs mixed.This is going to be sweet!

freaken sweet guitar lessons

I am taking guitar lessons from my mom and i rock!I only know three songs thou.Row row row your boat,one little two little three little Indians,and part of Tom Dooley.I'm getting better and I'm working on a song called yellow submarine.




I also have another pick.its Desperoue.Desperoue is about a rat that falls in a queen's soup and she dies of shock. the rats where banded from the kingdom and they capture a princess.A mouse try's to save her.on the same scale as last time, I give it a two.See you next time.

my crazy church andventure

Today Maddie went to church for the first time in 1 year, and got lost. We where at church when we went to sacrament. Every one showed-up except Maddie. We looked for 1 hour and even the F.B.I got evolved. We soon found Maddie up in the front row. We all laughed about it after it happened. If you like adventure log-on to RuneScape.

entry1

This is why I even thought of the name Diary of a Cool Kid.I'll pretty much sum up all the things I did today and say it in a couple of sentences.

All I did today was feed my neopet and make my blog what it is now.Oh and Gus kicked my butt at card jitzue. That's a folks!

A new bloger and his name is cord!(part 2)

I have a ton of new ideas that I haven't thought of yet, so in the mean time watch this fredthemonkey.com cartoon.






blarg!the scary monsters scream

Cord's picks

Every 2 weeks or so I will put a movie or book I read for you guys to see how crappy it really is.


Today's movie is Bedtime stories.Bedtime stories is about a guy telling a story about his son being a uncle having to baby sit his nieces.Oh and the nieces can control his life by morphing his bedtime stories. On a scale of 1 to 10 as 10 being don't even watch it and 1 Its better than Desperoue I give it a 3. come later to see the next Cord's picks.by

A new bloger and his name is cord!

Hi peps, this blog is pretty much GOING to be the coolest blog except for the real diary of a wimpy kid blog.I am going to be famous so I have to let people know how I was like when I was 10.So if you have any thing that I might like to put on here just let me know by commenting or e-mailing me at: cord esplin @ gmail DOT com (without the spaces). here is my favorite song from fredthemonkey.com.


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