The Diorea bomb

I,Cordel Esplin,is Going to pull a prank on Jack and Gus.I got stink bombs from Christmas and I will pop it next to them.I have met some of my second cousins today.they are Riley,Jack, and Charlie.the inside smells like Diorea and raw eggs mixed.This is going to be sweet!

freaken sweet guitar lessons

I am taking guitar lessons from my mom and i rock!I only know three songs thou.Row row row your boat,one little two little three little Indians,and part of Tom Dooley.I'm getting better and I'm working on a song called yellow submarine.




I also have another pick.its Desperoue.Desperoue is about a rat that falls in a queen's soup and she dies of shock. the rats where banded from the kingdom and they capture a princess.A mouse try's to save her.on the same scale as last time, I give it a two.See you next time.

my crazy church andventure

Today Maddie went to church for the first time in 1 year, and got lost. We where at church when we went to sacrament. Every one showed-up except Maddie. We looked for 1 hour and even the F.B.I got evolved. We soon found Maddie up in the front row. We all laughed about it after it happened. If you like adventure log-on to RuneScape.

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This is why I even thought of the name Diary of a Cool Kid.I'll pretty much sum up all the things I did today and say it in a couple of sentences.

All I did today was feed my neopet and make my blog what it is now.Oh and Gus kicked my butt at card jitzue. That's a folks!

A new bloger and his name is cord!(part 2)

I have a ton of new ideas that I haven't thought of yet, so in the mean time watch this fredthemonkey.com cartoon.






blarg!the scary monsters scream

Cord's picks

Every 2 weeks or so I will put a movie or book I read for you guys to see how crappy it really is.


Today's movie is Bedtime stories.Bedtime stories is about a guy telling a story about his son being a uncle having to baby sit his nieces.Oh and the nieces can control his life by morphing his bedtime stories. On a scale of 1 to 10 as 10 being don't even watch it and 1 Its better than Desperoue I give it a 3. come later to see the next Cord's picks.by

A new bloger and his name is cord!

Hi peps, this blog is pretty much GOING to be the coolest blog except for the real diary of a wimpy kid blog.I am going to be famous so I have to let people know how I was like when I was 10.So if you have any thing that I might like to put on here just let me know by commenting or e-mailing me at: cord esplin @ gmail DOT com (without the spaces). here is my favorite song from fredthemonkey.com.


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